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NOT SO VITAL STATS : Date and Place of Birth: Edmonton,
Canada April 20 Current Residence: Knowlton, Canada Occupation: Un-Decided Style: Vintage Dreadnaught Astrological Sign: Taurus Blood Type: Tobasco+ Pet Peeve: Rude people, Cellphones Character Assets: Compassionate, Romantic, Funny, Creative Character Defects: Misanthropic, Megalomaniac, Introverted,
Anxious...oh wait...this list is 6 pages!! Favorite Food: Hot n' Spicy stir fry on basmatti Favorite Place: Any beach in British-Columbia Favorite Sport to Play: Tennis Favorite Sport to Watch: Hockey Favorite Critter: Pingu & Mourning Doves Favorite TV Show: CSI Miami & Corner Gas Transportation: Bike & 2005 Salsa Vibe Tatoos: No thanks Beer: Yes please make it a Brahma Instruments: Takamine acoustic guitar Other Instruments: 76' Gibson, Typewriter, 4-Track Analog,
Bank Machine Card Likes: Being in Love, Sunshine, Movies Dislikes: Haters, Being Broke, New Cars, Logo Love Last Move: Unwise Next Move: From Here to Eternity
Bike Boy Rides Again : I am in a constant
sinister sweat and I'm watching flies gather and die in the base
of a lampshade and a cricket and the smell of a tar soaked field
chinked and chinked and chink-chinked and I hear her voice through
the clouds of all this midnight sleaze and it is the voice of beauty
rising up through the muffled dirt
You are condemned to wash with blades and born to swallow glass
and run your days down through a drip-feed of cupid bullets through
this heart's skill and this is your fortune and it has been seen
and this right now is your one euphoric moment
so listen to this purring second in the zillions and zillions and
zillions of miles we come from a shower of the world's sour blood
and from that overcast piracy christened with marauder spit sent
back into this royal shaft with the weight of a name to fight against
the merchant's minor key
My grace has gone and taken her gospel shade and
turned my body to a scab out here in the public frost with the woolen
coat a widow wears this world so full of grout and pain and living
lines of army ants has crawled into my sweeties' tongue and turned
the tetanus into me
up in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada Dave must have
taken alot of drugs, drank alot of beer, and ran with a mean crew
because he wears the inevitable scars of a disturbed loner. He
now lives in Saint Henri, never takes drugs and rarely drinks
alot of beer but still exhibits the same maladjusted traits! He
runs with a wild crew: Elvis68, BoomBoom, Sugar Pi, Widget, Gagnon,
Sweet Marie, JF, BO7, Johnny Carcinogen and PFB are his main posse.
Dave is either out on his balcony writing some new tunes or down
at Claude et Claudettes in his pimp get up working the East Coast
Empire! He is Crazy! Now feed me you cretin!"
- DAVE'S PAL "MOMO"
FAVORITE MOVIES :
Singing in the Rain - The ultimate gathering of talent with
great songs, super story and Gene Kelly rips it up! Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe - Elizabeth Taylor rocks
my world and this is freaking so dark and disturbed! Down By Law - Sweet, simple black and white coolness with
Tom Waits to boot! National Velvet - I always cry during this...and I've seen
it at least 20 times! More Elizabeth! Short Cuts - Robert Altman is the king of realistic! Super
dialogue and hell Tom Waits again! The Postman Always Rings Twice - The repartee is stellar
and it's so film noir that you can barely read it! North by Northwest - How deep do you want to go into craziness!
Hitch is the man!
Beatles - Revolver Pretenders -Pretenders The Rolling Stones -Exile on Main Street XTC -Drums and Wires
FAVORITE SONGS :
Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows Patti Page -You Belong To Me Patti Smith -Summer Cannibals
JACKSON : 1915 - 2002
My dear grand-mother has passed away.
I was so glad that I saw her one last time at Christmas. I was
lucky to have had her in my life...she was a real sweet-heart!
FAVORITE AUTHORS :
John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy
of Dunces - So funny...so damned funny I pee myself every
time! Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - Breakfast of Champions- This cat simply rocks...he's a genius! Albert Camus - The Outsider - More angst to sweeten
my drink! James Thurber - The Thurber Carnival - Talk
about a storeyteller Richard Brautigan - Revenge of the Lawn - A great
poet who can draw you a picture! Aldous Huxley - Brave New World -Yeah this
is too close for comfort! Sylvia Plath - Anything - Sweet magic on the
RAMONE SAID :
"Who really wants to read the life story of some unknown narcissistic
miscreant? The past doesn't exist! The future is a dream! So let's
just say that knowing Mister Milligan is like taking a long desert
voyage with nothing but a canteen full of sweet and sour sexual
bile! That's all the info you need! Now go and play outside and
turn off this bourgeois LSD!" - DAVE'S PAL "RAMONE"